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UK Warrant for Queen Esther's Arrest
A UK judge issued an arrest warrant for Queen Esther, who is due to arrive in London for a speaking tour of British universities.
Tayab Ali, the solicitor who obtained the warrant, told Backspin editor Pesach Benson, "Mordechai and Esther had every right to resist the oppression of Haman's Amalekite regime, but Jewish defensive measures were disproportionate and war crimes did occur."
A spokesman for Queen Esther condemned the warrant, and reiterated her refusal to meet with a UN commission investigating civil unrest after the collapse of Haman's center-right cabinet.
Media reports, human rights groups, and Amalekite non-governmental organizations say 125,000 people -- mostly Amalekite civilians -- died in fights with the Jews. Jewish groups dispute this, putting the death toll at 75,000 -- all of whom were combatants.
 Happy Purim to all our readers.
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Who the hell is Queen Esther?
Posted by: Reality at Feb 26, 2010 9:31:45 AM
And what is Haman's Amalekite?
Who the hell are these people?
Posted by: Reality at Feb 26, 2010 9:32:44 AM
Brilliant - thank you!
Posted by: Frugal Dougal at Feb 26, 2010 12:19:17 PM
You forgot to mention that Justice Goldstone has been asked to investigate - what's the betting he'll obtain written testimony from Haman which "proves" that the Jews committed war crimes!
Posted by: Nachman at Feb 28, 2010 12:13:27 AM
Dear Reality,
I'm sorry you're so confused. I suggest you google "Purim"--that might answer your questions about who these people are (and why these weird posts appeared today).
To everyone who gets it, Hag Purim Same'ah. Nosh those tasty Hamantaschen!
Posted by: cba at Feb 28, 2010 6:29:05 AM
You forgot to mention that the EU had told Queen Esther to wait and put her trust in the International Community. And that political commentators said that Hamans speeches were misinterpreted due to errors of translation.
Posted by: Renate at Feb 28, 2010 5:52:05 PM
Renate, nice one!
Posted by: cba at Mar 1, 2010 4:34:52 AM
Both Purim articles hit the spot for me..I think you should put this kind of material out every day. It is just as bazare as the PR junk the rest of the world(EU, UN, Hamsa,Hizboullah, Iran, AraB TV etc) conjures up DAILY as anti Israeli fare...
Posted by: mark shane at Mar 1, 2010 8:33:29 PM
HA HA HA HA !! At a girl ,Esther.
Posted by: Mitch at Mar 1, 2010 10:55:27 PM
a very astute satirical comparison of todays situation with iran/israel[JEWS},and Esthers defending jews from the hands of persians
Posted by: yehuda at Mar 2, 2010 6:15:34 PM
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